what the poop
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bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

yoyotrohman:

yoyotrohman:

yesterday i asked the guys to do a 90’s boyband pose and patrick immediately got into position but joe went wait i dont understand what do you mean?? and i went you know like cool but not really cool or whatever like white boy cool and he went OHH WHITE BOY COOL I GOT U and made his pose and kept repeating im coooollll until i had to go and long story short joe trohman is a national treasure

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wo-nderland:

JAMES FRANCO POSTED THIS AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

refrgerator:

whenever i see a frog on a lily pad im like yeah man… thats exactly where youre supposed to be

i-suck-dick:

Just girly things xo

sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

squidwardofficial:

is that dog dimmadome? owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?