perks of having your best friend as your neighbor
i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why
when someone compliments you
Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself
NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
when you have to take pictures with people you don’t like
but you’re fake so you just
when somebody asks you what your talents are:
"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"
"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"
"oh rad bring it in"
if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism