when bae says she doesn’t like shrek
when someone hot accidentally touches your butt and then apologizes for it
*black couple living in a haunted house*
wife: the house haunted
husband: we out this bitch
my hair and i have a very complicated relationship </3
I’ve been working on this on and off for a while now, but I thought it needed saying.
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When someone unfollows me I take it very personally.
So my boyfriend did a thing.
My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.
It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!
He left a lot of cute notes and tips around town.
He remembered my favorite Kanto starter.<3
I was surprised it ran pretty well. I went on my journey and leveled up my Pokemon!
He showed me support and encouragement through a ton of NPC dialogue.
Then as im ending the game I come across this.
it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science
heteronormativity is so weird like yesterday I was at my aunts beach house and some of her in-laws brought over this small baby. and the baby puts it’s hand on it’s brow to keep the sun out of it’s eyes and his father says “look at that! Leon is looking for girls!” Leon is eight months old I don’t think he knows what a girl is yet
why cant i be gaining followers instead of gaining weight
people get so caught up on one small thing they don’t like, like their nose or something
things like salt and baking powder go into a cake and those things are gross alone but the cake is pretty damn delicious