heart:

perks of having your best friend as your neighbor
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sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

sniffing:

i just found out pornhub has a store and my only question is why

(Source: iguanamouth)

cheetahpeople:

when someone compliments you

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officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

officialcrow:

nothing i expected. everything i wanted

(Source: redwingjohnny)

gnarly:

Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself

marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi)

backdoorteenmom:

when you have to take pictures with people you don’t like

but you’re fake so you just

tsarbucks:

when somebody asks you what your talents are:

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vinegod:

Don’t open this in front of your mom by Anna Clendening

(Source: universecity88)

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

fallohmeintothedark:

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism